Fuck. Nocturnal. Leg. Cramps.

Take the worst cramp you have ever had and put it directly in your calf. Have the muscles contract until you can’t move your leg. Touching your calf sends excruciating pain through your body. Laying down causes excruciating pain. Walking causes excruciating pain. Eventually you are forced to try overpowering the pain and message the muscle or get heat on.. Getting heat on it requires walking. Good luck getting back to sleep.

Oh and don’t be surprised if it happens again that night.

4th time I have been woken up by this in the past 6ish months. The pain is still unbearable.

Oh and the next morning? Your calf will hate you, prepare to limp.

  1. chicagoislove posted this